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Always evolve

Bottle

Extinct

These beers have met their destiny by the great merciless law of evolution. But who knows, there might be a speciment on a shelf somehwere? Or it might even raise from the dead if the circumstances are right...

“Some days you just got to polymorph a few lost sailors to juicy white peaches”. The deranged wizard rubbed his hands as he looked down from his tower at the marooned apes.


Out of nowhere the sperical portal emerged behind the moons of Amarillo and Vic Secret. The gravitational anomalies couldn’t be wrong, it had to be a wormhole.